Corrupt a Wish!

Poster 1 makes a wish.
Poster 2 corrupts that wish and makes his/her own wish.
Poster 3 corrupts that wish and makes his/her own wish.
...And so on and so forth.

Corrupting a wish is simply granting the wish, but doing it in a way that will make the granted wish useless or better off never having happened. For example, a good way to corrupt a wish for a million dollars is to say, "Granted, but they are all fake and you get arrested for counterfeiting."

Now, I'll start with my first wish:
I wish for a new car.

I wish i had a box of endangered sea turtles.

Okay Lan Lan, you get the new car, it's a Jag. It looks so amazing. Until you sit in the drivers seat and slide down to the floor boards in the pile of crap I left you the night before c:

I give you the box of endangered sea turtles, but one bites you and you turn into a bile eating panda.

I want a brand new computer. Top of the line in every way.

Admin wrote:

I want a brand new computer. Top of the line in every way.

Your computer gets a super virus and crashed your new computer along with your internet and electricity. What do?

you faggot. that was MY AMAZING COMPUTER GIVES IT BACK